Tuesday, November 27, 2007
i have a toothache. and it fucking HURTS. i can't even chew properly. and have been reduced to eating porridge. and my jaw is swollen.
people keep telling me to go the dentist. but i'm pretty sure the dentist will accidentally poke a blood vessel in my mouth and blood will start gushing out. after which i will proceed to die from blood loss or from choking on my blood, whichever comes first. so no, i will not take the risk.
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