Paradise, it's what they say, it is,
The truth is that it's a place worse than hell,
Magazines, and stupid, fucking ads,
Make you think you're not perfect if you're fat.
What makes life have any meaning,
If Prada and Gucci just make us look alike.
Wearing the same stupid clothes,
And the same type of hair,
And tomorrow it's out of style.
Why do we trust in them?
Who defines what makes us best?
Why change just who I am?
Hide beneath a spray on tan.
In this fake-ass world,
Where does money go?
To the plastic surgeons, to those Zara clothes.
In this blind fucked world,
What do people need?
The Manolo Blahniks, and the skinny jeans.
Blemishes here, and pimples there,
And they'll say you need 5000 just to fix that,
Liposuction and a tummy tuck,
Just add in 3000, and you'll get a botox injection!
Live my life the way I want,
I'm not thin, who gives a fuck?
Rice and pizza, yes I'll eat,
Carbohydrates, god forbid!
In this fake-ass world,
Where does money go?
To the plastic surgeons, to those Zara clothes.
In this blind fucked world,
What do people need?
The Manolo Blahniks, and the skinny jeans.
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yes. i'm bored. and feeling particularly creative. and oh so not in the mood to study. but i studied juz now okaaay. i'm not a slacker (much. i think.) and i study really hard (sometimes. a few times. hmmm.). hahahaha.
american idol this week was awesome. gosh i don think i laughed so much over an episode so much. the theme was latin songs or something. and it was a crappy theme. but simon was the shiznet for telling haley the only thing she had going on for her was to "wear as little clothes as possible". HAHAHA. gosh that cracked me up.
and AND the best part was when ryan called sanjaya THE EMBODIMENT OF LATIN PASSION! hahahhaa. man i almost fell out of my seat la. what the hell. and surprisingly. he wasn't all that bad...sang 'besame mucho'. nice song.
the results show was even funnier la. simon was promoting the Idol Gives Back thing. and went to africa (?) to show how the money from it would help the schoolkids. and the girls drew pictures of simon. and this is what one of them drew...
HAHAHA. yes! man-boobs on simon. so funny la. and he turned so red after the showed the clip. gosh i laughed so loud dat my mom came into the room and was like...what's so funny? haha. buay tahan ah. hahahhaa. OH! i drove to school today! how exciting is that! hahahahaha. i love driving. and it rained super heavily halfway. but i still love it. my dad kept telling me to go slower. but i can't heeeelp iiit. i have a need for speed! (i've always wanted to use that phrase since forever. haha.)
maaan. exams are like in 9 days and i'm still slacking away. when i actually have books in front of me, i start to lose focus after like 15 minutes. haha talk about a short attention span. i just don't know an effective studying method it seems. haha. though soci is pretty interesting to read, it's a lot of theories. so i guess that one just memorise....(and smoke)....but stats will kill me i think. only 6 chapters to learn...buuuut....it's stats! hahahaha. seasian is like.....how do i study for that?
SHOCK! oh my god! mtv news just reported britney spears is dating howie day! not justin timberlake! whyyyyyy. and they met in rehab. hahahhaa. NOOO. britney and justin belong together! cannot cannot.
haha as i was saying...how to study for seasian? it's one of those...discuss discuss, blah blah, hahaha modules. and my js is pretty screwed. see la skip lecture all the time. tsktsktsk. bad sufi. haha. i'm feeling a little high at the moment. i dunno why. might be the redbull. or might be the fact that i keep watching this funny clip of tom delonge. and maybe because mtv is playing a song called 'shock the monkey'. HAHA. oh the clip! i shall put it here for all to watch. it's only 15 seconds. but i find it funny. like REALLY funny. but maybe it's just me. haha.
ok i think i should go to sleep before i spout more nonsense. haha. since i'll prob be looking at this post after i post it......haf fun studying tomorrow, me.
# yup. zul madden. and khairul padalecki. they'll be hot.
